There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

I'm a comedian, and I like to work on my live show, and if I'm doing television, I don't have time to work on my live show, and I can become a lame comic, and that sucks.

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it's being true to their nature... that's what takes a long time to learn.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

The bulk of my fans are my age, and I'm aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it's addicting, really.