I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.

The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.

There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you're a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.