Where there's a will there's a dead person.

I like life. It's something to do.

I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What good would that do?

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!