I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What good would that do?

I like life. It's something to do.

One question on hospital admittance forms really gets me. "Sex: Male or Female?" Do I want to be in a hospital where they can't tell the difference?

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'

As a teenager I just wanted to fit in, just to be one of the boys. It was tough. I went to an all black school. I went so far as to have them print my negative in the yearbook. I think it was the black teeth that gave me away.

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.