I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What good would that do?

A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'

I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What good would that do?

Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

I like life. It's something to do.

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

One question on hospital admittance forms really gets me. "Sex: Male or Female?" Do I want to be in a hospital where they can't tell the difference?