A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'
Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.
Where there's a will there's a dead person.
One question on hospital admittance forms really gets me. "Sex: Male or Female?" Do I want to be in a hospital where they can't tell the difference?