Where there's a will there's a dead person.
Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I said, "Honey, I don't get paid for sex." She said, "This is hush money."
I like life. It's something to do.
Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'