Whatever helps you sleep is my opinion on the subject, and that's what I like about the western world's most popular religion, it has helped put so many people to sleep, although most of them permanently and without their approval.

Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

The one who cares the most wins. ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white flags and not me. That's how I knew I'd be the last person standing when it was all over. ... I cared the most.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to escape.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.