I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can put the 'pal' back in Palestinian.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.