Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.
A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?
Excuse the mess but we live here.
I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.
Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.
Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.