Have you heard about the women who stabbed her husband 37 times? I admire her restraint.

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

I'm on the mirror diet. You eat all your food in front of a mirror in the nude. It works pretty good, though some of the fancier restaurants don't go for it.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.

I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.