I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.
Roseanne BarrI say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to debate me. Because I think that both of those guys - I think that the American people are being given a false choice, because the choice between the lesser of two evils is a false choice.
Roseanne BarrTo expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.
Roseanne Barr