I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.

Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?

Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting.

Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can put the 'pal' back in Palestinian.