I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.

You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.

Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?

Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.