I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

It's the Night of the Living Dead. It's scary out here.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

Hillary Clinton and Barack Hussein Obama cannot win, and they are put in place to assure a victory by Mitt Romney... this is the plan of all the insurance companies that are owned by Mormon interests. It is unfolding as the Mormon Church planned over the last fifty years.