A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Roseanne BarrTo expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.
Roseanne BarrWomen should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
Roseanne BarrThe most out-there thing Iโm saying is, โDonโt have babies. Donโt get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.
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