I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Suddenly, people had three phone numbers but never answered their phones.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem!

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.