I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.

My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumerism that serves the power structure. TV is about demographics.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.