I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.

You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.

TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumerism that serves the power structure. TV is about demographics.

Humanity is a failed experiment, but I think I'm God and I'd like to start over. I don't want to die, I just want everyone else to. I certainly would not be lonely. It would be exciting never having to listen to another person again but just my own self droning on and on. That's why I write a blog. And I read it, too.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn't just make it up. A lot of things were true and abusive and horrible things that happened to me that my father did.