I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room.

My real life is funnier than anything on TV.

I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.