They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

Both the Democratic and Republican parties are bought and paid for by corporate America and cater to the needs of the highest bidder as opposed to the people they claim to represent. I cannot be bought.

two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to escape.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world.