When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian himself, and he was so funny. We'd watch stand-up on TV, and he'd tell me the subtext of what they were saying.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.

I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing.

You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.

Laugh every day as much as you can.

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.