It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.

Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.

Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.

Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can put the 'pal' back in Palestinian.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?