You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.

I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.

In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.

You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'