You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.

Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.