You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.

One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.

I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy.

Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.

The one who cares the most wins. ... That's how I knew I'd end up with everyone else waving the white flags and not me. That's how I knew I'd be the last person standing when it was all over. ... I cared the most.

Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?