Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.

My grandmother ... came here, not only like so many others because of the streets 'being paved with gold' and all, but because she wanted to leave the place where the streets were paved with people who had not gone to America.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

Just ten of the Jewish billionaires on this Earth have more than enough to transform the occupied territories into heaven. We can put the 'pal' back in Palestinian.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a less-challenging emotional nature.