Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.

Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.

Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

I had one kid with the birth control pill, I had one with the diaphram and I had one with the I.U.D. I don't even know what happened with my I.U.D. It never came out. But I have my suspicions because that kid picks up HBO.

You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.