Excuse the mess but we live here.

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.