Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.
You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.
My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.
I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.
I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.