Excuse the mess but we live here.

Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.

Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.

Judaism is one of the last of the world's matrilineal philosophies. Matriarchies are always the cultures that patriarchy attacks and decimates, because they don't spend all their money on the military like patriarchy does. They are easy prey.

I thank God for creating gay men. Because if it wasn't for them, us fat women would have no one to dance with.

My husband says, 'Roseanne, don't you think we ought to talk about our sexual problems?' Like I'm gonna turn off Wheel of Fortune for that.