You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.

A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

politics and religion in the United States work like the twin grips of a pair of pliers on a critical mass of the masses.

You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.

I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.

It's a big culture of mind control too, MK-Ultra mind control rules in Hollywood. If you don't know that, google it and look into it. It's really hard for artists to find their voice in the media. It's levels of brainwashing and mind control.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.