Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Roseanne BarrI’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.
Roseanne BarrI've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.
Roseanne Barr