The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that.

In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.

A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Abortion is a woman's right.