I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.

I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.

Most of the books call Her a He, but I am able to ascertain what is meant, despite that semantic error.