I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in California, I have to go to prison, don't I? I think you only get three.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a less-challenging emotional nature.

Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.