Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.
Roseanne BarrYou may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.
Roseanne BarrPart of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they donโt have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I donโt think that's a good message. . . . I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.
Roseanne Barr