The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?!

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time.