I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids.

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

I actually regard Facebook as a huge bore, but I cannot refrain from participating in it. I guess I crave the feeling of hope it gives me to think that today will be different from yesterday, that I will find an interesting comment or poke or video, and on the extremely rare occasion when that happens, I am just thrilled.