My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.
Roseanne BarrExperts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
Roseanne BarrTo say that I have an undisciplined mind would not be incorrect overall, but it's a little off the mark because I have great discipline when I write - but only for about ten minutes.
Roseanne BarrUS needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.
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