I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he`s hot. I respect his wife, but if he wasn`t married I`d be putting on my cowboy boots and coming around.

You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.

Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house.

I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.

I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.