Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting.

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.

As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to escape.

The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.