You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a less-challenging emotional nature.

I hate alcoholics and AA (alcoholics anonymous). If you can't drink responsibly, don't drink at all. Don't go to meetings, whine about your character flaws and blame the fact that you are a sociopath on booze.

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world, I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.

Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they don’t have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I don’t think that's a good message. . . . I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.