You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.

Eat as much as you'd like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won't get any men, but you will. You'll get more men, and better men.

I didn't know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beaten down and then were too afraid to leave.

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

I used to want to be a movie star so I wouldn't have to live in trailers anymore. And now that I make movies, I spend a lot of my life living in trailers.

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'