Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.

I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

My best friend Linda is leaving her husband just because he is unfaithful to her. That is no reason to leave the person. I feel like after that, you should stay with them and make sure that the rest of their life is sheer hell.

I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?