The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian.