I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.

Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

You know, I'm blessed. 'Blessed' is a better way of saying 'rich.'

Laugh every day as much as you can.