I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

Growing up in a Jewish matriarchal world inside the patriarchal paradise of Salt Lake City, Utah, gave me increased perspective on gender issues, as it also did my gay brother and my lesbian sister. Our younger sister is the perfect Jewish-American wife and mother, and is fiercely proud of that fact.

I think that all comics or humorists, or whatever we are, ask questions. That's what we're supposed to do. But I not only ask the questions, I offer solutions.

US needs to fix up it's election system so that votes are fairly counted, and the Electoral College is removed.

Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a less-challenging emotional nature.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.