Excuse the mess but we live here.
I have more money than God, but not as much as Oprah.
Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.
There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.
Being nuts is its own reward.
There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.