I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

If you spend all your time worrying about dying, living isn't going to be much fun.

I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.