The American people are sick and tired of this ‘lesser evil’ garbage they get fed every election year. Both the Democrats and the Republicans do the same evils once they’re in office...

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

I know how to do anything, I'm a mom.

Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper, in notebooks and tablets, on the walls in my room as a teenager, and in orange paint on the cheap white plastic blinds in my room.

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

I first would allow the guilty bankers to pay, you know, the ability to pay back anything over $100 million [of] personal wealth because I believe in a maximum wage of $100 million. And if they are unable to live on that amount of that amount then they should, you know, go to the reeducation camps and if that doesn't help, then being beheaded.