I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

As Prime Minister of Israel, I will introduce a bill into the Knesset that will simply pay the Arabs not to shoot at the Jews.

I want to be the girl in Indiana Jones. I would love to do an adventure movie where I was saving the world. It might be cool if I used a lot of kitchen tools to fight off the enemy.

Anyone with a show on T.V. will tell you it's backbreaking work. And if you have a big personality, which I have, and you're a perfectionist, there's going to be head-butting.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it's safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house.

I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.