I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

ACORN is organizing to make sure the job of rebuilding New Orleans is done by the people of New Orleans and truly benefits the communities who have been hurt the most.

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.

I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to export war. If it was actually going to help the people of the United States, I would gladly pay more.