I actually get more conservative when I'm in Vegas.

I want to say that nobody accuses their parents of abusing them without justification to do that. I didn't just make it up. A lot of things were true and abusive and horrible things that happened to me that my father did.

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.

We never get sick of each other. That's how sick we are.

I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.

There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.