I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.
Roseanne BarrYou know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me.
Roseanne BarrI will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.
Roseanne BarrEverything that`s written about me has such a negative taint. It just has a life of its own, like an avalanche, and I don`t think there`s anything I can do to stop it.
Roseanne Barrmy parents ... had decided early on that all of the problems in my family had somehow to do with me. All roads led to Roseyville, a messy, chaotic town where, as parents, they were required to visit, but could never get out of quick enough or find a decent parking place.
Roseanne BarrPart of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they donโt have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I donโt think that's a good message. . . . I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.
Roseanne Barr