Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.

I used to think that communing with nature was a healing, positive thing. Now, I think I'd like to commune with other things - like room service and temperature control.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.

I have five kids from three marriages. I come from a trailer park. My sister and brother are both gay. I have multiple personalities.

I know that I pay 48 percent of my income to taxes. You know, I wouldn't mind so much if it wasn't going just to export war. If it was actually going to help the people of the United States, I would gladly pay more.

They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!