A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.

Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.

I had left home (like all Jewish girls) in order to eat pork and take birth control pills. When I first shared an intimate evening with my husband, I was swept away by the passion (so dormant inside myself) of a long and tortured existence. The physical cravings I had tried so hard to deny, finally and ultimately sated ... But enough about the pork.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.