A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?

I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion.

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.