A lot of people in television who've had successful shows claim the 'Roseanne' show as their starting place, and I'm really proud of that.

two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to escape.

The end of my addiction to fame happened at the exact moment Roseanne dropped out of the top ten, in the seventh of our nine seasons. It was mysteriously instantaneous!

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.

You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have sheds full of things, maybe sometimes nine copies of the same thing.

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.