I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

Facts and data, rather than opinion, are the two cornerstones of problem solving, and yet they are consistently withheld from the people by American media. We must have facts and data in order to recognize where there is a problem!

I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.

And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn't have to pay for it.