I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.

Women are cursed, and men are the proof.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

Impeach the President and the Vice President, they are traitors to America, and so are all of their supporters. Impeach! Anyone in congress who refuses to save our union from these traitors by doing nothing needs to be recalled.

I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing.

My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.