I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote.

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

Meditation state is a place of deep relaxation where you can pinpoint the things you do and to set a paradigm switch from effect to cause. So how to be a cause in your own life.

I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of stuff that's real broad, but the more personal it is, the more universal it is. All my friends go through the same stuff.

Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

I'm a heterosexual. I don't know why I'm like this. I was just born this way.

There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind.