Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they don’t have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I don’t think that's a good message. . . . I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

two things do me in: one's chocolate cake, the other's hypocrisy.

I am an observant Jew! Now my secret is out.

There's nothing like a hardship song to set my toes a-tappin.

In the new world every position of power evacuated by an arrested and beheaded pedophile or bankster will be filled with a grandmother who has pledged to create heaven on earth for all children, animal and humans with the stolen money we have recovered.

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset that I'm not a widow.

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.