Part of my platform is, of course, the guilty must be punished and that we no longer let our children see their guilty leaders getting away with murder. Because it teaches children, you know, that they don’t have to have any morals as long as they have guns and are bullies and I don’t think that's a good message. . . . I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.

I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles.

Excuse the mess but we live here.

Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.

Don't call people names you dirty name caller you.