I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines.

You know when you first get rich, and you, like, just buy everything that you see? I did that for several years. And I have sheds full of things, maybe sometimes nine copies of the same thing.

There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it's kind of cool.

I will outlaw bullshit. After the passage of this law the patriarchy will inevitably start to crumble as will the concept of war itself which is largely a large load of bullshit.

Nobody wanted the "Roseanne" show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.