I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

As long as your abuser has you scared, you will stay in the cycle of abuse. Thinking of solutions helps you to escape.

I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really want to hang out with politicians.