I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

My children love me. I'm like the mother they never had.

The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

Patriarchy is a bully notion, which if you will notice NEVER attacks a nation that can defend itself. Zionism is patriarchal and sets Judaism on its head.

I'm on the mirror diet. You eat all your food in front of a mirror in the nude. It works pretty good, though some of the fancier restaurants don't go for it.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.