One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.

I've never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money.

I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

Any Hamas or Zionist type who tries to interfere with the labor unions and grab the money will be marched to the guillotines and subsequently beheaded. And isn't that easier and more productive than some endless, bloody conflict? So sayeth the gospel of common sense. Happy Mother's Day.

I was completely nuts for most of my life.

Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians.