One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.

You can really learn from Donahue. I didn't know you could be a woman in a man's body. You go out and you can't parallel park.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.

I like to get people talking. I am a provocateur, and I do like getting on Twitter and riling people up. You know what, after a while some sane dialogue and sane conclusions come of that kind of thing.

There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better.

The only options open for girls then were of course mother, secretary or teacher. At least that's what we all thought and were preparing ourselves for. Now, I must say how lucky we are, as women, to live in an age where 'Dental Hygienist' has been added to the list.

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.