I was completely nuts for most of my life.

I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.

A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut.

I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver.

I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?!

A lot of men are impotent and it's very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can't get your arms up either?

The fact that my grown kids like to hang out with me, I mean, it just - I don't think it really can get any better than that, I don't think.