My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.

I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.

I survived my childhood by birthing many separate identities to stand in for one another in times of great stress and fear.

I have a huge crush on President George W. Bush. I saw him at a recent fundraiser, and he`s a babe. He`s got that Ronald Reagan charm. I think he`s hot. I respect his wife, but if he wasn`t married I`d be putting on my cowboy boots and coming around.

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.

Suddenly, people had three phone numbers but never answered their phones.

I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat. There's something about earning your dinner that's cool.