Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly.

Self-esteem is the goddamn root of all evil.

We're not meant to be parents when we're 50.

Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem.

It's not really the job of a public servant to inspire, but to get the job that the people demand done. The Democrats think that if they have hope and are inspired, things will get better, but they actually won't.

Hollywood is the only place on earth that has more vampires, more undead, more resurrections than a month of Easter Sundays.

I’m not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.