Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it.

I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.

Who's elk horn do I have to blow in order to get something to eat around here?

I try to tell people to keep having hope. It's always what you don't know and don't expect that's gonna be so great.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

Abortion is a woman's right.