I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.

You must never be afraid in New York City, because then you will call bad stuff to you and you will not like it there.

Half the world's starving; the other half is trying to lose weight.

I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.

Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a less-challenging emotional nature.

You can always get better. Nobody can stop you from getting better, and nobody can stop you from trying to make something right.

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.