I signed a deal with Satan because I wanted to get famous. Then I forgot I had a deal with Satan and then I got really famous.

A lot of times nerds are really artists listening to the beat of another drummer.

I'm just into spirituality. I believe that in a previous life I used to be Shirley MacLaine.

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

I like facts and data because they help me think clearly, beyond the cultural messages that I ingest unwittingly, and sometimes find myself regurgitating almost unconsciously.

I'm a comic, and I'm supposed to outrage and make people laugh, Part of makin' people laugh is to shake up their thinkin'. That's what I came here to do.

I had - after I sang the 'Star Spangled Banner' so badly, after my tragic singing accident, after that, you know, all my stuff kind of, like, really got even more full blown and, you know, I got stage fright and, you know, I couldn't do stand-up anymore and let alone sing and all the other things.